Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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