Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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