I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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