Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
its liver damage thursday
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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