Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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