this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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