So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
the raccoons are back...
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