:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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