You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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