At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We have so much sex to catch up on
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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