I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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