Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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