Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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