I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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