i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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