Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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