I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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