K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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