Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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