if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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