On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
