That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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