i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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