In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
