I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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