i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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