brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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