As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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