he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I want her autograph on my taint
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
