is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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