Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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