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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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