Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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