if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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