i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
