I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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