FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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