you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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