It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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