I think my vagina is haunted
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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