Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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