Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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