She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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