I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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