We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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