Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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