Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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