Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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