i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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