planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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