Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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