Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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