Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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(607): View more from New York

He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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(417): View more from Missouri

Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel

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(765): View more from Indiana

I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself

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