When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
PANTIES FOUND
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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