I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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