i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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