you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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