Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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