everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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